Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024

fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 14, 2015

Apple juice

Apple juice is something better then orange juice!

person 1: What's the best juice?
person 2: Apple juice, of course!

by jzlia July 7, 2021

chucking an apple

To throw a fit.

Barney's mum told him to stop eating or he will get fat but then he started "Chucking an apple"

by vangeli._ May 28, 2016

Apple pancakes

SEX

When I wake up I want apple pancakes

by Hfhuiregju March 31, 2017

Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move

Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020

Apple

a round fruit with firm, white flesh and a green, red, or yellow skin

to peel an apple
apple pie
an apple tree
apple sauce

by sunodim February 10, 2025