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cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.
To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.
by Plop August 5, 2016
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Module Monster

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!
Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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Monster

A thing that is evil. Unless your in a movie than it is either good or bad or evil or good or bad or evil. Oh also its a killing machine (they seriously need to use these things in war) oh wait isn’t that like the hole reason the Russians came to Hawkins
by Ikyivy April 28, 2022
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monstering it

when an action done surpasses boss status and proceeds by fists pumps in the air
Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??
by poopcity July 22, 2010
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Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018
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Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022
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bollock monster

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.
by Nikcox December 6, 2021
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