wet dream roulette

wake up in the morning dying for a piss hold it in a beat one off at the point of ejaculation relax and see what comes out.

had to wash my sheets last night after playing a messy game wet dream roulette

by swampy55 August 14, 2008

wet t-shirt

When a bitch is wearin a white t shirt and it aint lookin like shes gotta bra and on jus poor some water on her for a free show.

girl: Look at my new white t shirt i jus stole from my husband after i forced him to fuck me all night!

guy: yo bitch i think thatll go good w some water * poor a bucket of water on her breast area *

women: hey everyone look at my hot large visible breasts through my wet ass t shirt!

by YO MY HO February 25, 2003

interesting as a wet sponge

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011

Wet Willy Wonka

When a guy withdraws his penis out of anal sex and inserts it in her ear and twist it around making it wet from seamen and Sh*#.

Dude i gave this chick a Wet Willy Wonka last night. It was sick there was my future children and her food from last night in her ear.

by M.O.BitChEz. July 15, 2010

sopping wet fanny

Sopping wet fanny is an insult to be bestowed upon an Alderley Edge homie, acting in a particularly girly or stupidic way

"Shoop, you sopping wet fanny"
Adamantly, in reply to a stupid question, or an act of total stupidity, basically representing a 'no' or 'shoop': "I'll smoke your sopping wet fanny"

by BrynD September 26, 2006

Inadvertent Wet Spot

The wet spot on the front of pants that is actually from splashed water when washing hands, yet that appears mysteriously like a urine spot.

"No it's not pee, it's just an inadvertent wet spot."

by Time Arrow April 8, 2009

wet young bastard

A boy at any young age group who contains the ability to make a 3 point jumpshot very well.

If I would've made that shot I would've been a wet young bastard

by JoJo Hodges March 27, 2008