L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T 

Let Me Eat You Out Till U Cum On My Tounge

Wsp shawty L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T

L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T by Baddie Dj January 8, 2021

⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧ 

she sees you when your sleeping she knows when your awake Wake up

⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧ your dead

⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧ by ianwin123456789 June 14, 2022

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

F.U.P.A 

Noun: Fat Upper Pussy Area.
The area between the belly button and pussy that fat chicks think they can hide under a strategically placed belt.

Look at the chicks f.u.p.a! (don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!)

F.U.P.A by Braiden Callaway July 7, 2006

B.U.I.

Biking under the influence

Damn, I got a fucken B.U.I. last night.

B.U.I. by joshnu August 4, 2008

r u d 4 rj 

Easy way to ask a female if she is "d" or ready to perform "rj", which is an oral sexual pleasure upon the anus and rectum of the male receiving the "rj". This is an incredibly easy 6 letter sentence most commonly used by the Los Angeles underground youth in the early 20th century.

Boy: (Just hit with a text letting him know she's home alone) Whatsgood bitch.

Girl: Nothing, just hanging.

Boy: R u d 4 rj?

Girl: Of course not, who do you think I am, Dylan Schapiro?

r u d 4 rj by NyjerR June 16, 2010

C.U.N.T.'s 

Traveling folk, up to now have had to suffer the vile indignation of being called "Gypo's", "Didicido's", "Tinkers" and "Pikeys". This is both insulting and rude, not to mention racist! Given the "politically correct" society we now live in and to show that we embrace all cultures, it has been decided that the correct term to use is:- Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travelers, Acronym:- C.U.N.T.'s

Boy looking out of the car window on family outying:-
Boy: "Look Mummy there's a set of C.U.N.T.'s parked up in that school sports field." Mummy: "Yes - and I'll bet the council will get them to move on as soon as they ask." Boy: "Will they leave all that mess?" Mummy: "No, they'll leave it spotless and take all that junk with them, just like the C.U.N.T.'s always do."

C.U.N.T.'s by jdajuk June 14, 2009