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moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.
I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.
by Moist car September 29, 2017
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MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗
by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017
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Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser
Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang
by Its6PM October 24, 2017
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jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
by Kambell October 24, 2017
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Cleaning out the car

Aidan: "knock" knock"

Laura: "what"
Aidan:" what are you doing"
Laura:" cleaning out the car"
Aidan:" in the bathroom?"
by JuyaC March 24, 2017
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Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.
by c_notes_ April 3, 2017
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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 4, 2017
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