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Egg

A chicken period, think of this when you eat them
Joe- I like scrambled eggs
Chicken -that’s gross
by Cresswell56;) March 5, 2022
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Egg

The weird white sphere-ish thing with the yellow stuff inside it. Why are you searching this up?
guy 1: hey bro can i borrow your egg
guy 2: no
by baggert December 24, 2022
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Egg-Vibes

A person how is not out as a trans-person, but is show strong sings of being not cis-gender Transgender, Nonbinary, Gender-nonconforming, etc.. This term is similar to, but distinct from "being closeted" for queer/gay people, because it implies that the person might be unaware of it them self.
The actor* who does Philosophy Tube has strong egg-vibes. *actress, Olivia Thorn publicly came out 01/30/2021
by QueerEi2000 April 2, 2022
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Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.
I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"
by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025
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Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.
Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.
by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021
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Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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