Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

White duck

A Made up, fake, borderline mythical creature, Their existence is rumored to be impossible to confirm by scientist and scientologists alike.

During the medieval ages in England white painted ducks were given as gifts to high status members of society as a form of insult roughly showing a lack of proof for their deeds.

Thou shalt be bestoweth the mystical white duckling for the valorous effort hast been mystical in grandeur.

by Pet_Hedgehog March 17, 2025

Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.

I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...

by Radient May 28, 2018

Ducking

idk wot ducking is

Eventually we are just going to accept "ducking" as a swear word

by Aiden J April 5, 2021

duck hunting

The act of crapping in a public restroom

When I go duck hunting I prefer the handicapped stall for the extra room.

by JayInJersey May 22, 2017

shooting ducks

a person who walks while farting

Jim has been shooting ducks in the hallway.

by miner1253 May 23, 2022

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018