White duck

A Made up, fake, borderline mythical creature, Their existence is rumored to be impossible to confirm by scientist and scientologists alike.

During the medieval ages in England white painted ducks were given as gifts to high status members of society as a form of insult roughly showing a lack of proof for their deeds.

Thou shalt be bestoweth the mystical white duckling for the valorous effort hast been mystical in grandeur.