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floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.
I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!
by Suprisingly April 4, 2016
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Swimming in shallow water

Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook
I was swimming in shallow water when I got 15 F's on 15 different tests
by Fake plant January 27, 2019
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Texas Water Plug

Texas Water Plug

When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.

Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.
Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.
by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017
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Brackish Water Syndrome

The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.
Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.
by Dakota Stan April 12, 2011
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Water cooler roulette

A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.
by Fightdoctor June 16, 2016
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Shooting water (sw)

Explosive unwelcome brown liquid exiting the southernmost sphincter, especially at the most inopportune moment
I couldn't escape my airplane seat in time to avoid shooting water (sw) in my favorite pants, or the nearby security camera
by Wordbabe August 11, 2018
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