Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

by juwupiter February 12, 2020

booth ass

People who sit at a toll booth for a long time get booth ass. It’s a big flat ass like pancake.

Damn girls got some booth ass

by Marah2752 February 22, 2020

Ass pecker

A person who like to peck ass because they get in your business

Dude,don't be an ass pecker

by dangatang55 July 28, 2020

Disco Ass

A sweaty and shitty ass from a night spent on the dingiest of dancefloors.

Can't believe I got back last night and wiped my 'Disco Ass' on Dave's pillow!

by Shneef September 8, 2021

Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

Ass Slurpee

When you take a slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to completion three the cover

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book August 13, 2021