Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

A classic cut is the original way of slicing the bread for Subway(tm) sandwiches, achieved by slicing off a u-shaped section of bread off the top of the bun.
"I'll get a footlong meatball" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer
by legendzen September 16, 2013

All y’all got it wrong. When people say “in the cut”, they originally meant “In the Cutlass.” Like the car. OG terminology.
Made famous from the popular line “In the Cut, rollin’ doobies up.” from Wiz Khalifa.
Made famous from the popular line “In the Cut, rollin’ doobies up.” from Wiz Khalifa.
by $urfa August 1, 2022

A completely shaved head
John was given the Enzo Cut outside after failing to not curse for 24 hours. He then proceeded to run through the rain to get the hair off.
by sunnA sunU October 13, 2022

When a gambler cuts a shoe of cards, say for blackjack or baccarat, and is shamed by the group because that shoe caused them to lose money.
by TriviaNayNay January 26, 2018

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.
Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 21, 2014

by An1on2ym3ou5 October 7, 2018
