Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.

I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger

by NeajZil April 10, 2024

Centerpoint, Texas

Man this place sucks

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”

by Among gus April 11, 2024

Texas Gripple

To be crushed in between someone's thighs while singing any sort of country song and twisting their nipple.

Carson- Hey Jane, do you wanna do a Texas Gripple?
Jane- Yes i would love to. but to what song?
Carson- Cotton Eye Joe.

by whirlwind4344 April 13, 2024

Texas Watering Hole

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.

Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice

by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024

The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss

this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!

fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!

by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024