My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

by zhauwneebuoi July 20, 2023

The antagonist of the song "Big Iron" who was an infamous outlaw who lived in the town of Agua Fria, who one day was challenged by the protagonist of the song, the Arizona Ranger to a duel, which he lost and died.
"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
by France Is Terrible March 17, 2025

It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Eastland is better
Eastland is better
by Bobis52 March 5, 2022
