tom stian

Tom stian is actually a girl

Person1: damn boo

Tom stian: girl**

by Madboi3000 August 29, 2019

Tom

Tom is an outgoing person with a 6+ inch pp on average. He loves to spend time with people, and will make you laugh. He doesn’t date much, but instead analyzes the people he likes to determine whether he can have a good relationship with them. Toms are the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, and in bed will make her wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. Toms are rational, funny, and intelligent, but most importantly they can be sexy beasts. Any girl who dates a Tom is in for a good time, that is, she will be with someone who cares deeply about her and her interests. Any girl that gets to share a bed with a Tom will be in for the wildest ride for her life.

Girl: Who’s that?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?

by ForTheRepublic July 18, 2020

Tom brady

A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.

Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.

Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

Tom

The time of the month for a girl to know that they aren’t pregnant.

Sorry I was rude my friend Tom came into town today. I’m sorry

by Boom_dig_art February 15, 2021

Toe ball Tom

That guy that stands in the middle of the pitch fingering his butthole and mouth at the same time while screening bird sounds and toe balling everything including other players shins.

Toe ball tom over there had his finger so far up his ass that he can pull on his tongue.

by Twist 18 July 13, 2016

Tom Brady

When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting

hooobpbpbpbppbpbpbppbpbpb tom brady heheeee this.db = true;

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024

Tom

Two words. Fine shyt.

OMG IS THAT FINE SHYT?

nah it’s is Tom

by Imnotwhoyouthinkiambrrr February 17, 2025