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Josh

Josh:

Typical white name

If Mexican: it’s because his mom’s probably religious.
If Black: your mom hated you and slept with a Josh ( The white one)

Josh’s normally are very caring, outgoing, love to be the center of attention, and love gifting over receiving. They are loyal but will fuck you over if you play with their emotions. They are always aware of their surroundings and will protect what they love.

Josh’s are also horny badtards. But are very picky who they sleep with.

They have enormous veiny cocks that have. Slight curve. Women who hook up with Josh’s normally have a shitty sex life only because they compare their current partner to Josh’s.

Josh’s are all hard workers. But they also work smart. They are visionary leaders and lead by example. they are excellent fathers who will do anything for their children.

Overall Josh is a 9/10.
Great fathers, great friends, amazing lovers and Husbands and workers with huge cocks.
“Omg I heard Josh Wife has a limo due to his massive cock. “
“ Why can’t you be more like Josh?”
“ I heard Josh has an enormous cock!”
“Did you hear Josh got a promotion?” Yeah he deserved it “
“ I wish I could find me a Josh, he’s a great father and Husband”
“ Did you hear Josh bought his wife of 15yrs her dream house, dream car, and sent her to school Incase something happened to him?”
by Sonik0823 December 23, 2023
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Josh

by joshmurphyrowe March 29, 2020
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Josh

Josh is a really caring person and is into cocasion blond girls,some times when he really loves you he can get creepy but understand him cause he is trying his best to make you happy and is superrrrr funny
Thomas : like my joke
Kane : meh joshes was better
by Kalighjalsco January 18, 2021
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Josh

An absolute legend. A god send when it comes to advice, can always rely on a Josh.

Can be an absolute cunt when need be, but also a funny one. In the end, we all need a Josh in our lives.
them: “what’s he like?”
me: “an absolute legend.”
them: “…must be a Josh
by overthehills March 29, 2023
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Josh time

When you have no concept of time. Your friends make plans and you just arrive whenever, at least an hour plus late without a care in the world.
Nah he'll be here, he's just running on Josh time.
by TA Annabel Lee March 18, 2023
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Josh Hyden

The absolute biggest unit to ever exist

All Josh Hyden’s have at least 6 inches
Do you see that Josh Hyden over there
by ;!&:&293942jxcjfkkss July 21, 2021
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Josh

A unique and warm guy. Honestly, he is probably one of the most laid-back people out there. He never fails to make others laugh and there is always an adventure around the corner when he is involved!
I really can't wait to see Josh again, he is super skitz.
by Btecsamanthajones August 19, 2021
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