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Sucking Pond Water

Adjective

Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS

To be dying or on the brink of death.
By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.

If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.
by The real Mike Wizoski March 12, 2019
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Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020
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You Suck At Cooking

the only man who knows how to properly use a wang-jangler, and the only man who could ever steal my heart 🥵😩
person 1- you suck at cooking is so hot right 🥵
person 2- yeah 😩👹
by simpforbiss June 19, 2021
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Go Suck an Ass

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.
Julia G

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!
by Go Suck an Ass April 20, 2018
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you suck ass

something rude people say to their friends bc they think they’re funny but they aren’t 😁.
you suck ass at 8ball” - a bitch
“that’s rude” - an innocent soul
by ya.mama.loves.me February 18, 2023
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Suck your nan

When you think you’re all that just go home and suck your nan you nasty yute
by Your nan 101 July 20, 2020
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sucked your mum

A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.
Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum
by The Koaladude September 12, 2005
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