soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023

Solidnewt

If you see her it's already too late. You are dead and on your way to hell.

With her jellyhawk waiting to pump your bootyhole

Solidnewt set up the kill box for jellyhawk. Yall are deep in the shit now.

by Lucifer.Fallen1 August 14, 2023

slide leak

if your friend says this, they have a uti

ass long slide leak

by crungle August 28, 2023

Slide whistle willie

A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle

Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut

by Nigger bob square dick August 30, 2023

Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".

Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"

by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024

Solibelle

a woman/girl who romanticizes her life, likes to be alone and enjoys nature.

“my life has been so peaceful lately, i’ve become a solibelle.”

by jofiflore July 22, 2024

solidarity fart

When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace

Coworker: where is Johnny?

Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle

by The dude from Albany July 23, 2024