Crazy sock sunday

On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke

Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday

by Vitcum March 23, 2023

In the socks

When the shit so bad you strip down to only your socks

Man this shit has me in the socks

by Günter of Detroit January 6, 2022

Loose Socks Daisuki

A term to describe highschool girls during the 90’s-2000’s. During this era baggy socks were popular highschool girls. Loose (baggy) socks daisuki, meaning I like girls in highschool.

Also referenced in an old drifting video called video option. Nomura Ken is teaching a salary man on how to drift. He explains the limited slip differential they’re looking at is LSD. He uses the term loose socks daisuki, something they both understand being old pervy men.

I love loose socks daisuki.

by Anon249 August 14, 2019

Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 1, 2021

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

Pink Sock

Fuck a girl in the asshole punch her in the back of it tensions her ass, pull out and asshole comes with, around your cock. As a nice sleeve for you to cum in.

“Last night I was feeling depressed than I went over my parent in laws house and pink socked the fuck out of the family dog. My father in-law will be scraping those dingle berries off of that bitches ass for weeks.
That son of a bitch had it cuming. Tell me I’m a disappointment again, see what happens.” - Chad

by KissKingQueen6969 April 8, 2021