Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.
by green_peen_memes January 12, 2021
Get the Sloppy Lobster mug.To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
Get the Sloppy Munt Special mug.A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.
Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!
by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021
Get the sloppy slutburger mug.Sloppy slutburger w/cheese: a female who just finished sex w/jism in her twat, rushes out the door to her next dicking session without cleaning up the jizm in her, but has developed a yeast infection from not cleaning up spent jiz, some men are known as a sloppy slutburger w/cheese, because they are immune to the slightest hint of the smell of an micdonolds cheeseburger.
Gross, Mary! Why didn’t you at least wipe that thing, it smells like a sloppy slutburger with cheese ... how many guys did you fuck last night???!!!
by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021
Get the sloppy slutburger with cheese mug.Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.
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