Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
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Sloppy Hogan

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.
You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".

"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
by TotalLoser December 2, 2011
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sloppy dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip/ sauces.
Soup received a dirty sloppy Dallas from his sister last night.
by Tazzi4 October 16, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act involving putting chewing tobacco in one's mouth, and giving someone a blowjob.
Hey dude, did you hear? Last night Soup gave me a Sloppy Dallas.
by Whelpheregoes69 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.
I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.
by room535 January 27, 2015
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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs her lip with chewing tobacco and gives a blowjob.
by Please dad not the belt! October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Hoy

A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit.
Did you just Sloppy Hoy in here? The floor is slippery, and you woke up the baby.
by Brunhilde December 2, 2016
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