An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.
You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
by TotalLoser December 2, 2011

by Tazzi4 October 16, 2020

by Whelpheregoes69 October 15, 2020

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.
by room535 January 27, 2015

by Please dad not the belt! October 15, 2020

A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit.
by Brunhilde December 2, 2016
