Sam

A Sam is a sexy young man. He is so flippin' sexy he makes girls wet all day. Other than his sexiness, he is also an extremely loyal friend/boyfriend. He never betrays his girl or friend unless it was necessary. He is smart as fuck, strong as fuck, hot as fuck, good at sex, good at relationships, good at any sort of friendships and good with anyone basically. Fucking hell, had one of them and he tasted and felt soooooo amazing!

"Have you seen Sam?"
"Yeah, I heard Melanie was fucked by him last night, heard that it was hot as fuck that she became pregnant!"
"Damn, I wish I could get fucked like that..."

by hugedildoupyournan June 21, 2018

Sam

A gay faggot who is overly flirty with all of their friends, and always wants to dominate other people and decides that one person isn't enough and always wants more.

A Sam is all I need in my life.

by YuukiYui December 18, 2023

Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.

“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”

by anonymous August 26, 2023

Sam

A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.

Person:I have wholesome friend
Friend: Probaly a Sam

by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020

Sam

A phrase that means “you have quite a large penis”

Can also be a substitute for the word damn

After Kirara Asuka gave me a good bj she said one word: saaaam

“Yo I just got 14 kills in fortnite”
“Really? Sam.”

by Thoonks May 26, 2018

Sam Bruce

The king of all cucks, as he has a long distacne girlfriend that cheats on him regurealy and he enjoys it and gets her to send videos of her lovers gooning to her. He also runs her socail media to get more boys to bone her

He is such a sam bruce

by Sam bruce-lover February 5, 2025

SAM

A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.

“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”

“Ohhh yay”

by Pablo despasiyo December 23, 2018