by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009
Get the jumping retardmug. by lilleluderpik March 10, 2023
Get the Retardismmug. People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.
People who text and drive.
Republican candidates after 1930.
People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.
People who text and drive.
Republican candidates after 1930.
People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.
Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.
Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.
Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.
by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023
Get the Retardmug. 
When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair
Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.
Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.
Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.
I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.
I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.
by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022
Get the Fucked Retardedmug. by kalisz June 14, 2010
Get the retard saladmug.