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Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...
by batfucker69 October 17, 2023
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purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.
by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023
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Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.
Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.
by Kahjite October 22, 2024
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Finger-ring

The female version of the circle jerk. Each participant fingers the woman next to them creating a finger-ring.
Krad is always trying to infiltrate our finger-ring.
by RamrodSRQ November 9, 2024
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Red Ring

Blood on foreskin causing a blood ring around the penis.
Dude i went the to bathroom after period sex and got the Red Ring!
by DaZaWizz December 1, 2024
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knows ring

Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
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three ring circus

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!
by bacodetaco January 24, 2024
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