poo chat frown

When someone talks far too much about the act of pooing, and you don't care for that kind of chat

I turned around, and little Johnny had done his first poo in the potty. I was so proud of him pooing all alone. Poo, poo, poo-de-poo.

Turns to Dave What's up Dave

*Poo Chat Frowning*

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

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Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 05, 2019

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Honk Poo Toot

A greeting, commonly used amoung young professionals in an office environment

Hi, Honk Poo Toot

Goodbye, Honk Poo Toot

She is getting on my nerves, Honk Poo Toot

by Lilly Rose22 May 09, 2011

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Hover a sneeze poo

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

by porschegt636 January 25, 2012

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Kung Poo Punch

(Verb) kung-poo-punching

Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.

This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.

Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.

by Horwitzerr March 23, 2011

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