Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad

She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere

by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019

Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

Fully Packed

When your mother makes you a wonderful lunch full of goodies

"Yo dog, your lunch is fully Packed"

by PoopyHeadMan December 12, 2019

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Ham packed

That point that you’ve eaten so much ham you could burst!

Sophie had devoured so much food she was ham packed

by The steamer 4 December 16, 2019