Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is my dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad

Something that you don't have

Someone: do you have a dad
Me: what's that?

by Your_ma. September 25, 2021

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019

Diddley-dads

A random assortment of items; often food or edible items, of which the person doesn't necessarily know the name of.

"I just got back from the candy store."

"Oh good! What diddley-dads do you have in that bag?!"

by Maccas75 May 30, 2020

Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

by v.sn, July 13, 2020