March 13

March 13 is the day you get to grab/squeeze your GIRLFRIEND'S ass as much as you want! Make sure she feels it boys!
Also, if she gasps or flinches, she owes you a yes day!!! (Don't make her uncomfortable though!)

Boyfriend: squeezes/grabs her ass
Girlfriend: "what was that for!?"
Boyfriend: "it's march 13"
Girlfriend: "ughhh fine..."

by You are gayer than gay-toe. March 12, 2025

《¤》March《¤》19《¤》1992《¤》-《¤》November《¤》8《¤》2005《¤》

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《¤》March《¤》19《¤》1992《¤》-《¤》November《¤》8《¤》2005《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

March 1st

Hug a friend day

You: it's March 1st hug a friend day

Friend:ok

You and friend: *hug*

by Day_counter February 18, 2022

March 24

I Apologise to Patrick's mum
I'm sorry for putting that into the groupchat. I put one on every day but people always edit them and make them rude, so surprisingly that was the most non rude version. Once again I am sorry😔

March 24: I am sorry for that. Please dont throw out my mug

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

March 14

Girls need to give his boyfriend head 3 times

Girls named Astrid need to his boyfriend head 3 times on March 14

by Skannajsbe March 8, 2024

March

But you’re partner a fluffy cow month

Oh look it’s March, that means you have t buy me a cow

by Cyb3rfaeries March 11, 2025

March 20th

Nation, every female must give sujit a hug day and every make must say eenie meenie bomboclat

Well look at the date! Its March 20th!

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 19, 2024