Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

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Elusive Ladies

Elegant, Good-hearted, Classy, Dignified Women that are difficult or hard to find or obtain.

There goes a group of Elusive Ladies.

by WiggleRoll January 25, 2023

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wavy lady

pretty black fly itch

fem who has it all (body, face, hygiene, personality and style)

she a wavy lady

did u see that wavy lady ? she bad

by aabandss June 19, 2023

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Lady Amazon

The Amazons were a Ancient Greek tribe of primarily women. In fact, any males they gave birth to where put with the recycling. A person referred to as a Lady Amazon is referred as a motherly person, protects people on her side, but you would run and hide if you where her foe.

My boss is a definet Lady Amazon. Not even the CEO could stand her down!

by The Mytho October 25, 2018

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