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latin fire drill

Much like the Japanese fire escape, the Latin fire drill involves having sex on a car at a stop light (much like Chinese fire drill) but has the added requirement that all participants must be wearing sombreros and a mariachi band must be in attendance, preferably emerging from the trunk of the car
"Damn John, Adam had quite a large mariachi band when he preformed the Latin fire drill last week on mulberry.
by Silver panthers February 16, 2014
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Wings of Fire kids

Kids who read the book series so many times they wont shut the fuck up about it.
Person 1: I keep getting nagged by some Wings of Fire kids. They won't shut up about it.
Person 2 : Time to drop the nuclear weapons.
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Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.
When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.
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UT Fire Extinguisher

It burns when I pee.

Dude, see your doctor. You need a UT fire extinguisher.
by Cranky Neighbor July 18, 2010
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Raining Fire and Brimstone

When a woman begins menstruation while taking a crap.
"Damn girlfriend! Angie didn't flush and she must have been raining fire and brimstone by the judge of this crime scene!"
by Omniest January 8, 2013
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Detroit Dumpster Fire

To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.
Man, last night was crazy!!!! We got Steven drunk and gave him the ol Detroit Dumpster fire!
by Howie Lichtersnatch August 6, 2017
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Amazon Fire Fighter

while having sexual intercourse, when one is about to cum, you light your womans pubes on fire, and then procede to put the fire out with your jizz
by Big Dick1 September 27, 2009
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