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Dick ghost 

When your man is really arroused but can't get hard and still gets off.
I was giving him a lapdance to try and help with his limp noodle but all i got was the dick ghost.
Dick ghost by Riffraffbitch17 October 6, 2019

Vsco ghost 

Vsco ghost is just an invisible vsco girl. Usually has their carmex with them.

Instead of “sksksk” they make a noise more like “skuh skuh skuh”
Girl 1: omg that carmex just moved!
Girl 2: it must be a vsco ghost!!
*just then the girls hear the ghost say “skuh skuh skuh”*
Vsco ghost by tiktokGorl November 5, 2019

poop ghost 

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
poop ghost by uxD524 November 26, 2019

BIG GHOST 

There is no clear explanation for a monstrous beast like him.
Big Ghost just fucked my daughter and drowned my fish after dunking on a whale!!!
BIG GHOST by Dickalishes January 4, 2020

fibonacci ghost 

when someone ghosts you with texts in an ever increasing sequence of intervals between texts.
the intervals increase in a fibonacci sequence.
i think she's fibonacci ghosting me. she texted 5 days before this one, 3 before the last, 2 before the last, and 1 between each of the last.
Leave a virtual social gathering without any indication.
Kristy was none too happy when Matthew e-ghosted, leaving her alone with friends on FaceTime last night.
e-ghost by GoldenChild12 March 28, 2020