pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Flying Eyebrow

An alternative term for head-butt

"If you carry on with that attitude, you'll be recieving a flying eyebrow!"

by chocolatestarfish13 May 31, 2012

Fly Feline

A varient on the term 'cool cat,' a term used to describe incredibly cool bros and hoes.

I'll see you fly felines later.

by macjagger December 18, 2011

Heavy on the Flys

When exercising the fly press at a weight heavy enough to only squeeze in less than 3 reps.

-At the gym- "yo dude, look at that guy going heavy on the flys"

by AJY January 1, 2012

Fly to Japan

Get high. Phrase is common among dealers in Fes, Morocco, particularly around the Bab Boujaloud.

'You want to fly to Japan, my friend? I give you very very good price my brother' said the King of the Bab Boujaloud.

by The King of the Bab Boujaloud January 9, 2012

Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo

"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012

Fly Stick

A pipe used to smoke weed out of.

Yo Marty i got the grass, you bring the fly stick?

by I3renton January 11, 2012