Queero Eye

After playing Guitar Hero, one usually suffers from "Queero Eye." Onlookers are often affected as well. However, no one will ever say they are experiencing any such effect. Also, lifeless players of guitar hero will not be the victim of any such insult to themselves, or their game, as Queers.

Cause: Watching the on screen animation of the colored notes traveling down the fretboard.

Effect: When one looks away, for a short period of time, everything you look at has the appearance of becoming distorted. As you continue to look around, things become less and less distorted until the effects cease. Then you play/watch another song, and the process repeats.

Thinking to themselves:

Queero: Damn, everything looks screwed up after I play a song!

Onlookers: Damn, every time I watch that queer play this game I get a mad case of Queero Eye!

by Rains March 10, 2008

eye fucking

when one inserts an object, most commonly a penis, into another person's eye socket. hopefully the person has a glass so it can be taken out before the eye fucking. if not, oh well, shit happens.

dood number one: dude, i was eye fucking the shit out of your grandma last night and i accidentally lost her glass eye.

dood number two: dude its ok shes got like 20 of those.

by d-rod August 29, 2008

stink-eye

Giving someone a look like they smell horrendously bad.

I was walking down the street and for no reason these three girls were giving me "stinkeye".

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

racoon eyes

a bitch with two black eyes

I gave the bitch racoon eyes, with my dick. :_) ^^

by Frank Eustace November 27, 2004

crazy eyes

What the movie called 'The New Guy'

Don't make me do crazy eyes.

by awnesh April 21, 2005

squinted eye

a person of asain descent

i wanted to order some food from the restaurant where squinted eye works

by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

Bread Eye

(Like Pink-Eye) - To fart through a ham sandwich into ones eye and cause seepy,swollen, very red eyes.A.K.A shite eye

"Here mate, i just gave your slutty bitch a bread eye!"

"I gave you a wholemeal shite eye."

by David Nobel May 20, 2009