DonkeyPig

When someone laughs and snorts at the same time resulting in an eeyore squeal

She's a donkeypig

by The gem nook June 16, 2018

donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.

Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.

by CommonClone June 24, 2018

Donkey slap

When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.

Omg Jessica, brad just donkey slapped me babe.

by Donkey slapper 89 March 5, 2018

Donkey

A scottish word for when someone is being very stupid or unfunny

Paul: Logan Paul is my favourite youtuber!
Thomas: shut up ya Donkey

by chernobylslav August 8, 2018

Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham

I have Donkey phlegm

by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018

donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek

urr look it da ugly donkey donker

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.

What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.

by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018