Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

by WABBIT TWAKER June 05, 2015

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 05, 2020

cream blast

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.

Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O

by Archdruid Creamblast July 17, 2017

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

Yeet the cream

1. When you finish jerking off and throwing all the cream anywhere or everywhere.

2.When you use cream remove things.

John will yeet the cream after having sex.

by Zeddison May 13, 2019

Gimping Sour Cream

Dunk you and your partners whole body into melted leather and then fill up your partner with your ejaculate

Yo bro if you don’t stop playin’ around, imma hit you with the Gimping Sour Cream.

by Johnny.Sins April 12, 2024

Cream chef

Someone that is known for mixing there semen into food as a prank.

person 1: yo u want sum of dees biscuits, Olly made them?
person 2: nah Olly is a major cream chef i aint eaten them hommie !

by megathiccboi March 22, 2018