Community College

A uniquely American institution. A high school with ashtrays. A place that accepts everyone.

Person 1 : Community College is such a joke
Person 2 : No it's not, it is for smart people & I have a 4.0 GPA
Person 1 : Haha

by ProfessorOake September 24, 2020

college technique

When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries

My friend got me a dildo so I gave it the college technique

by Longerdicknigga69 December 20, 2018

College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.

Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision

by jacobmetz January 18, 2022

Rolleston College

This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at Rolleston College until you're a depressed vegan activist. While Nick Wilde is the Principal of Rolleston College.

"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"

by DB409 May 9, 2022

tem go to college

byeee now! tem go to cool leg (college) to get to go back to temy shop (temmie's items) and sell stuff (thatz mien)

temmie: *leaves face at shop*
temmie: i can still see
temmie: tem go to college and make some money
me: ok weird dog

by temflaks June 19, 2021

St. Francis College for Women

A college with about 62 years of history; where dreams are made of 🌞

An institution where kids come to eat and chill; yeah, we said it ✊🏾

Located in the heart of Hyderabad; St. Francis College for Women provides all the right opportunities for students to do everything to get attendance :)

by Shiwbeiskeks November 27, 2021

Newcastle college

A college that kicks you out without telling you after your therapist says you weren’t safe enough to go outside for a week

A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science

A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent

A college that hires the teacher that no one wants

I was told by a professional that I’m not safe enough to go outside. Only to be told that it’s all a lie by an uneducated lecturer from Newcastle college and that I’m kicked out

by gayguywithaseverecaseofanxiety May 9, 2021