cock rudders

used to describe a womans giant labia lips,hanging to give the appearance of rudders,no matter the entry angle the rudders always steer you into the vagina

at a bar with a friend"dude look at the cock rudders on that chick".
alone looking at porn"nice cock rudders on that bitch".
after sex to your buddy"that chick had the biggest cock rudders ive ever seen".

by choda4u2 March 12, 2011

Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

by QT23 March 14, 2011

Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011

Neti Cock

The act of shooting one's cum into the nasal passage of the subject, thus filling the sinus cavity with a salty solution to draw the mucus out of the sinus.

Anna: I was really stuffed up until Phil gave me some Neti Cock. I haven't been able to breathe like this in a long time; Sure beats swallowing!

by team boomstick October 7, 2011

Dripping cock

Cock or chicken dripping or drenched with some form of sauce

“Damn man I could go down on some dripping cock” said Jacob

by The.Advanced.Detective.Alias January 8, 2023

john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

cock queef

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.

I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!

by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020