Cream Egged

The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.

Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.

by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023

Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Cream sundae

When you put your fingers in a bitches pussy flaps and then suck the juice

I met this bitch and did a cream sundae for real

by Choppy Tom August 31, 2021

Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.

When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.

by James Gresham January 5, 2024

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love

Person 1 - "how's that girl that you saw"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings for her"

by a1.kyle March 9, 2019

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

Piping the cream

Sexual intercourse while not wearing a condom or something similar to that of the term "cream pie"

Guy 1:Sorry I was busy last nighf
Guy 2:You were?
Guy 1:I was piping the cream into this hot chick

by Kai2004 November 6, 2020