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cock paint

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick
man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint
by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010
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cock 360

When a man lays his woman on the edge of the bed facing him, inserting his penis inside before doing a handstand and returning back to a standing position. Thereby doing a 360º roll pleasuring his lady beyond imagination.
Guy: Alright baby you ready for a Cock 360?

Girl: What?

Guy: *Proceeds to spin himself while his girl moans uncontrollably*
by JAFXPL September 16, 2016
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Cock gas

Cock gas (n) - while having sex, small amounts of air get into the urethra. After sex, the air trapped is pushed out of the penis
I smashed this chick so good it gave me cock gas
by Young W33zy August 11, 2018
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Cock Nails

Nails that look good wrapped around your cock.
Scenerio 1:
Her: I just got my nails done.

Him: yeah them cock nails will look good on my cock

Scenerio #2:
Guy1: bro did you see the Cock nails on Amber.?
Guy2:: yeah everyone has seen her Cock nails.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* December 28, 2021
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cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.
dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.
by StinkyBro July 25, 2020
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Neti Cock

The act of shooting one's cum into the nasal passage of the subject, thus filling the sinus cavity with a salty solution to draw the mucus out of the sinus.
Anna: I was really stuffed up until Phil gave me some Neti Cock. I haven't been able to breathe like this in a long time; Sure beats swallowing!
by team boomstick October 7, 2011
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clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017
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