Boner bend

Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.

Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.

by GhostWarriorDong October 2, 2013

clutch boner

When you're in a 1 vs 4 situation and you manage to win the round, and your penis becomes enlarged.

"Holy fuck dude nice clutch!"
"Yeah man! I have such a clutch boner!"

by ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) May 1, 2015

Orange boner

When you have such a huge raging boner that it falls out of your pants

Did you see Taylor's orange boner, he really should keep that hidden

by Orangeboner December 23, 2016

Wild Boner

a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place

"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"

"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?

Fuck yeah!!"

by stinkytaco May 17, 2010

boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.

Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!

by SuhDewd April 11, 2016

boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 19, 2014

Corps Boner

A person who takes the corps too seriously and thinks being called a Corps boner is a complement. Also can be a roommate who can never take getting pranked because “we are gunna get in trouble”

Hey crimson chin your such a Corps Boner

Thanks man I love this place even though I really want to go home

by SauceManYT February 24, 2020