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clutch boner

When you're in a 1 vs 4 situation and you manage to win the round, and your penis becomes enlarged.
"Holy fuck dude nice clutch!"
"Yeah man! I have such a clutch boner!"
by ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) May 1, 2015
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Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant
He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl
by MonsterGagz March 23, 2011
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gooch boner

The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.
Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.
by Girthquake69 January 9, 2016
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No Claims Boner

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.
Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner
by Daneeyul January 26, 2014
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Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.
"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."
by patbutcherswetlips October 26, 2011
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Corps Boner

A person who takes the corps too seriously and thinks being called a Corps boner is a complement. Also can be a roommate who can never take getting pranked because “we are gunna get in trouble”
Hey crimson chin your such a Corps Boner

Thanks man I love this place even though I really want to go home
by SauceManYT February 24, 2020
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boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.
Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!
by SuhDewd April 11, 2016
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