boner garden

a place where boners grow

lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches

by big but toucher December 11, 2016

Wild Boner

a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place

"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"

"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?

Fuck yeah!!"

by stinkytaco May 17, 2010

Boner bend

Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.

Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.

by GhostWarriorDong October 2, 2013

Orange boner

When you have such a huge raging boner that it falls out of your pants

Did you see Taylor's orange boner, he really should keep that hidden

by Orangeboner December 23, 2016

boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 19, 2014

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

gooch boner

The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.

Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.

by Girthquake69 January 9, 2016