Girl Boner

When ellie sees caidie

ellie: omg is that caidie?
amy: yeah it is isn’t she well clapped
ellie: no i just got the biggest girl boner

by ripwrn May 10, 2022

boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.

Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!

by SuhDewd January 01, 2016

period boner

(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.

(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.

"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."

"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."

by The Idea Machine July 17, 2014

boner bungiee

<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.

dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.

by Kuzuraki June 06, 2016

Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by MonsterGagz March 08, 2011

boner baseball

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.

"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

by TheBigChihuahua March 15, 2018

Boner Petit

Boner Petit is a term that some music stans refer to Katy Perry's song Bon Appetite as mockingly.

Boner Petit is such a shitty song, Look What You Made Me Do Outsold.

by Spideyrule April 18, 2018