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Asshole

Men commonly named Andrew also known as “little impotent bitch”
Ugh this dude andrew fell asleep on me on one of our first dates... what an asshole! Should have known.
by Rosalie Collucci May 7, 2018
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Asshole

1.The hole in your ass 2.Someone who is annoying/ignorant
Jesus Kyle, you're such an asshole!
by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021
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Carhartt Asshole

Carhartt Asshole (noun)
A specific breed of menace.

Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.

Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.

Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
Yeah he showed up in a Carhartt jacket, interrupted everyone, and acted like decency was optional. Total Carhartt asshole.
by Earthsigngaia December 16, 2025
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Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.
Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
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asshole

a girl named Marli, a goat or YO MAMMA!!
YO MAMMA is such an asshole
by full time badass November 16, 2021
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Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
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Asshole's demise

Fucking with a dicked one who is straight. Unknowing that this one has tested through all things the asshole finds it is fucked and then loves a dick from iffy denial of it.
Feller you better not fuck with that one.. why you fuck!? Fuck him!.. well that there is asshole's demise, no asshole ever makes it out without a homo thought to dwell on as a result..
by Holy foot July 29, 2019
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