Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole

we all are derpy assholes sometimes

by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016

Asshole

Lachlan Steven Hayden

Asshole is an idiot

by eniamzaj August 29, 2018

Busted in half asshole

Some one that resembels that of an asshole, thats busted in half

Tim- Jez you look like a busted in half asshole today

by Miss hawker December 1, 2016

Asshole

Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.

Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.

He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.

by KAmdad November 13, 2014

Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole

by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024

Blue Asshole

Mating call for XO fans

Person 1: What do you think the 'blue asshole' even is, do you think?
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that

by dandan7 November 25, 2024

Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama September 12, 2015