Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.

"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring June 27, 2016

Duck Shuffler

Duck robot with a chronic gambling addiction.

Did you buy the Duck Shuffler plush on time?

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Donald J Duck

a nickname for a hybrid version of president Trump and Donald Duck

who both share the trait of having the name donald and be 1/6 orange !

that man reminds me of donald J duck

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

Duck Lemonade

When A Duck Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade With The Duck!

Duck Lemonade is tasty.

by FolderFocus August 18, 2022

Ducking

Someone who's name is Humberto/Betin/Bertie, who repeatedly asks you to do and doesn't follow up themselves and makes excuses as to why they can’t do said thing

That bitch Humberto is ducking on BO2 again.

by Baconactor42dugg May 3, 2022

Duck

Duck duck goose

Your name: what is your name?

Me: duck duck goose

by ReadABookYouLazyFuck☺ July 7, 2018