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Beer Budget

Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.

Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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The Beer Effect

The though that an action done amongst men might seem kinda gay, but as long as you add beer, its not gay anymore.
Kyle - «Yo me and brodie went on a joke together and watched the sundet on top of a mountain»
Quandale - «Lol thats kinda gay»
Kyle - «We had a couple of beers on the top»
Quandale - «Oh, thats the beer effect bro»
by AbelTesfaye April 17, 2023
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fratty beers

A phrase used to describe something with ample amounts of raftusism. This phrase is heard commonly at frat party’s, college dorms, kick backs, and other functions.
Todd: “Bro Sebastians had like 16 stellas tonight he’s fucking blackout”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”
by BigBlair55 August 22, 2021
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Beerful!

Vocative word used to describe an oncoming incident regarding possible spillage of beer.
“Bottle about to be spilled full of beer”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”
by Chillguy April 12, 2024
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Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
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Gangster Beer

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 19, 2016
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Beer Cold

p1: i got the beer cold
p2: what's that?
p1: corona virus
by TuckerTrash25 February 20, 2020
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