Trash Cans

The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.

MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test

by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021

Tin can radius

The act of traveling to the perimeter of the limits that you are currently confined to.

Im going to hop in my car and do a tin can radius of my 10km travel restriction

by crylaughingemonji July 30, 2021

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

Canned

To get in trouble for doing something your not supposed to be doing

Oh no! I got canned last night for going out

by Ahjajwjwksk August 10, 2021

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021

Beer can

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.

Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021