Horse

A horse is the most wonderful animal on this earth. These animals are intelligent as well as sweet and wild. They can make you happy, they can make you want to pull your hair out; but over all horses are great friends. Although they only live to about thirty years old, they will live forever in your heart.

Sorry I can’t go to the mall today Suzan, I am riding my horse!

by Horses 🐎 January 29, 2018

The horse

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THE HORSE IS NOT REAL, PAY IT NO ATTENTION

by LeslieWren February 12, 2022

Horse

Quite like seagull, tongue out 24/7

I'm a horse, Neigh bitch

by mmoo11lol December 1, 2021

Horse thing thing man

A man who works with animals, ghosts and spirits.

My friend whet to see the horse thing thing man

by Horse Mann August 17, 2020

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Pat the horse

Calm down.
Its mean cAlM dOwN

person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.

by Linda Kn October 11, 2019

Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.

The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.

by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025