Bowed legs

Legs that curve - no chance of stopping a pig in an alley way kinda curved.

Whats so bad about bowed legs? Its better to have your legs bowed than your jangles

by User01925 November 25, 2024

Wishbone legs

That woman is so HOT she has wishbone legs (wish my bone was between them)

Now she has some "Wishbone legs"

by Oldskool 1976 June 12, 2024

Pubic legs

When you don’t shave your legs for A long time and it looks like pubes

Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week

Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs

by anonymous January 16, 2022

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.

Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs

by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020

Long legs goddess

Expression used to describe Sowon, vocalist of GFRIEND (a South Korean girl group), because of her long, beautiful legs

The long legs goddess has dazzled everyone with her beauty in the photo shoot.
We don't know Sowon's true stature, but we're sure she's a long legs goddess

by Citadelle_etoilee May 17, 2020

8 Legged Fuck

- you fence

- you debate

- you are a yankees fan

- you are a ca major

- you make shitty dad jokes

- you are an unc

- you are from new york

and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker

damn, shut the fuck up you 8 legged fuck

by wolly2 September 20, 2025