jake

A guy who's 24/7 horny

Do you hear the moaning in the bath?

Yeah, must be Jake.

by FlossyGurl April 10, 2017

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Jake

A man who is Either very kind or drinks bang energy they are always doing something stupid but always love their friends

“My name is jake” “I love you”

by Skiddle_balls0 November 21, 2021

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Jake, this person is extraordinarily retarded, he is known to have some interesting behaviors including; acting like a retard, being a retard, and did I forget to mention that he is a retard. Jake Paul has a forehead the size of the pacific ocean but even bigger. He is the pet to many people, is his parents little angel, and has a penis the size of a hair, like literally the exact shape and size of hair.

Dude you are acting like such a Jake Paul

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Jake is a douche bag.

“That guy Jake isn’t nice

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jake polansky

A short Ukrainian kid that is loved very much by anyone

I really love Jake Polansky

by Jfjcjfjfhsgshfjfifi April 7, 2017

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Jake

Jake is a very Intelligent and Athletic Human. He is very shy at times, but once he feels ready to open up. You will learn he is Humorious and Caring. He doesn’t care what people say about about him. He lets little bull crap influence his life. Jake Is a kid you want to be friends with, if you are feeling down. He will make sure you are fine. He Might be an idiot at times, but he is always listening to make your life better. If you have a Jake in your life, You’re lucky. Whoever needs someone to live their life with, a person with the name Jake is just what they need.

Jake is Here! He just Brightened up my Day.

by DingdongDiddy November 24, 2018

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