Simp

A person who is overly nice (only to girls) for no reason. A simp is NOT a gentleman. The only simping that is ok is if you once in a while simp to your girl because you want something from her and/or want to hook up.

Holly (girl) is looking for a seat at a dinner party...
Hey Holly, do you want to take my seat? (Adam says)

Adam, you are a major Simp. You probably have 3 total friends.

You deserve a chair to the face.

by John Booker Routledge November 30, 2020

Simp

Chris

Chris Simps for Aimee

by B1tchyBoi April 27, 2020

Simp

An acronym for "Squirrels in my pants" as seen in Phineas and Ferb Season 1 Ep 25

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
Simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by moush April 27, 2020

Simp

A guy that’sa bonafide bitch

Kevin was a simp when he let that girl run a tab on his card and didn’t get anywhere.

by JustynX April 27, 2020

Simp

Twitch Staff

“Did you hear those simps unbanning alinty after one day because she showed her fans; a lot of children and horny pre simps, one of her tits.”

by TECHNOCAIN April 28, 2020

simp

jasdeep

lewis: oh look its simp
ayman: JASDEEP

by thatradman April 28, 2020

Simp

Twitch mods...

Twitch unbanned Alinity because they're simps.

by Cryinchat April 28, 2020