Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023

Scuff Muffin

craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.

BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin

by alec 321 January 17, 2008

Muffin Top

In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin

Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head

by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 9, 2019

Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Muffin Manager

A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids

I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU

by gchvjb January 14, 2022

da muffin

A very smart person! Named muffin!

Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!

by たまご the squck January 12, 2021

gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.

I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.

by Chavy gera February 27, 2017