Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

macrame horse

When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.

I love when my man and I create a macrame horse with our hot neighbor.

by twoshotannie March 1, 2025

Horse

A beautiful majestic animal that is used for riding

Horses are beautiful.

by Fluffy Fox July 8, 2021

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.

Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.

by kangawallafox69 December 6, 2020

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Horse Box Bill

A terminology used to refer to some who continuously uses a horse box for the toilet.

Ohh where has he gone. He’s away being a horse box Bill.

by Topher W May 6, 2025